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might as well

Doing an action, when you don't feel like doing it...
i don't feel like having sex right now...umm might as well
might as well by A.I November 7, 2006

Might as well

A rule to do more even when its not prescribed. Can be used to male you do more and not be a lazy ass
Ex: "I've walked about 1/2 a mile Might as well make it 1 mile"
Might as well by Gunrunner0210 June 28, 2021

Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting. 

An old southern saying. A term of acknowledgement or boredom.
Will you go to the store and get some milk? Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

Might as Well Shotgun 

A term used when you are in a situation where killing yourself in the head with a shotgun seems like a reasonable idea. Can be used in a country accent. Relatable to FML...
Addie- Oh my GAWD everyone hates me!
Abby- MIGHT AS WELL SHOTGUN!!!

might as well get out and walk 

something to mutter to oneself when held hostage behind 'snail' driver!!
a turtle could smoke that fuck!...might as well get out and walk!

might as well smear it on my guts 

something to say while eating high fats foods !
indicating the food will soon reappear as FAT on your arms, guts, thighs and/or BUTT !
this 'za is pretty damn good!...(response:) might as well smear it on my guts !

this coconut cream pie is orgasmatically good ! (response:) might as well smear it on your guts !