uribe 

an amazingly good-looking person's last name. Uribes are so sexy and they are also kind, caring and have big hearts(: everyone wants to bang a Uribe, that's fo sho.

Damm, look at those Uribes over there at in-n-out! Yummy(:

uribe by iainttellinnigg July 16, 2009

Uribe 

Best President Colombia's ever had, whether you like it or not.

The man who turned a failed state riddled with drug traffiking, kidnappings and terrorists into a livable country by kicking, extraditing or bombing the ass of every single criminal bastard who got in his way.

Deeply hated by Hugo Chavez, short lived drug lords, nazi narco guerrillas and radical socialists.

"We're short of ammo, supplies, manpower and kidnapped people. PLEASE DON'T REELECT URIBE!" - FARC gueriillas

"If Uribe loves us as much as some people say, then how come we'll be rotting here for the next 30 years because of him?" - The paramilitary leaders in an American Prison

"I wish Afghanistan elected a leader like Uribe, he would so kick the Taliban's ass!"

Uribe by C&CC June 17, 2009

Uribe 

A homosexual individual who refers to himself as being 'straight', or 'not homosexual'. While maintaining the misconception that peers or others in society are homosexual when in reality, he/she is the individual with homosexual behavior.

"Hey Uribe, you wanna play some halo?
"What! Oh you freakin' punt! You are gay....Yea let's go spawn kill those monkeys."
(also see Uribe Complex)

Uribe by Midtowne Krew August 5, 2004

Uribe 

Entire name: Álvaro Uribe Vélez.
Current president of Colombia, and close friends with Salvatore Mancusso and Carlos Castaño, heads of the AUC, a Colombian paramilitary group.
Recently he supported the Irak war campaign of USA president George W. Bush. He seems to be going to be reelected on 2006 elections and a little Uribe doll went on the market in the past few months. 70 % of the Colombian population worships him because the people, foolish as always, believes that he will put an end to violence and war in their country by the means of more violence and gore.

Uribe is a drugdealer.
Uribe is an assassin.
The "Uribito" doll is an exact image of Álvaro Uribe: lots of head, all empty.

Uribe by Schahêb May 8, 2005

Uribe Complex 

A serious narotic condition the effects parts of the brain controlling vocabulary and sentence structure. Eventually all pronouns are replaced by the word "Punt!".

Alex your heads on fire
"Whach you looking at Punt"

Uribe Complex by tele punt August 23, 2003

Manuel Uribe 

Once 1235 lbs., this man from Mexico held the record about two years ago for being the world's most obese person. Since then, he has had to have lymphedematous tissue removed from his massive legs, and he has lost 400+ lbs.

TLC and Discovery Health Channel aired specials on TV about Manuel Uribe several months ago.

Manuel Uribe by pentozali April 7, 2008

Diego Uribe 

A guy who thinks to highly of himself and none of others.
Like to look at himself in the mirror way to much and thinks everyone one likes him and wants to be him.

"Hey, i got to go out to the movies with three chicks, im AWESOME, i must be diego uribe"

Diego Uribe by Shanayna Lika January 24, 2009