A tasty dish of testosterone-induced items, often including nails, broken glass, scorpions, and razor blades. Special seasonings include hydrochloric acid, wolf blood, and beer.

When I get home from the construction site, I always prepare myself a light snack; a man-salad.

Hey man, watcha ordering? Double Tripler Burger-master?
Naah man, I'm being healthy and having a man-salad!

Man-salad by Polursine October 3, 2010

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sweaty man salad

an orgy of men all tangled up in a big pile of homosexual lovin', this will of course make them very sweaty, it is only a true salad if it has at least 7 men, preferably of different races to make it similiar to a salad

dave: yo last night I walked in on my brother and the western all stars basketball team in a total sweaty man salad!

mike: who was invlolved?

dave: Yao Ming, Steve Nash, Tracy McGrady, Dirk Nowitzki, Kobe Bryant, Ray Allen, Kevin Garnett, my brother and even Avery Johnson!

mike: wow that sounds like quite the event to witness

dave: who knew a guy Ray Allen's size could bend in such ways?

sweaty man salad by Bran Flakes! July 27, 2006

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Tossed Salad Man

The person who gets his ass eaten out with jelly or syrup by a new prison inmate.

Tossed Salad Man: I prefer syrup!

Tossed Salad Man by hawtmaledotcom October 25, 2008

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Salad man

1. The epitome of healthy masculinity.

2. A man whose ancestors slayed dragons.

3. A classy, smart and respectful dude.

What a freakin' salad man!

Cristiano Ronaldo is a salad man

Salad man by salad_king June 24, 2021

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