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Vandalitis 

An illness that creeps up on you very quickly after two days of heavy drinking and eating with uncommercial clients, at the expense of your firm and colleagues personal wealth, that renders you unable to come to work on the third day.
Argo's wife calls the office to say that Argo is not coming into work today because he has come down with a bad case of vandalitis.
Vandalitis by Sickleavewatcher November 6, 2013
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Vandalicious 

Sarah was very vandalicious at work tonight!

We need to find something to do that is not vandalicious.
Vandalicious by Jcrow917 August 3, 2008

vandalistic 

Used to describe the actions of a vandal
That vandalistic mofo deserves a slap
vandalistic by Jay4 September 3, 2005

Vandalismist 

one who believes that vandalism is bad-ass. also commits acts of vandalism
Ryan scratching stapler with staple stuck in colored pencil (all objects, other than Ryan, belong to our school). thus Ryan is a vandalismist.

vandalizing

it's when you vandalize something, you are vandalizing it
"you are vandalizing the flowers by making them fall"
vandalizing by 🏈🏈 June 8, 2019

vandalating 

"These people were vandalating all of Minnesota."

Self Vandalizing

"Wow. When I watched that video of the dance I realized I was totally self vandalizing myself.
Self Vandalizing by licheenut278 September 23, 2011