Definitions by Sickleavewatcher

Vandalitis 

An illness that creeps up on you very quickly after two days of heavy drinking and eating with uncommercial clients, at the expense of your firm and colleagues personal wealth, that renders you unable to come to work on the third day.

Argo's wife calls the office to say that Argo is not coming into work today because he has come down with a bad case of vandalitis.

Vandalitis by Sickleavewatcher November 6, 2013