The "Pole Troll Patrol" see Pole Troll is a group of gay men that gather and hunt in groups. This gaggle of gays can be found in your local supermarket, mall or even in your school, huddled together and checking out all the straight guys that they think they can turn to their side. Distinguishing characteristics are neck rolls and an abundance use of the words " I would let him ride me three ways to Sunday!" followed by group cheers.

Jeff: Ah shit!! There goes Sweetie and the Pole Troll Patrol! How am I ever gonna be able to change my clothes in this locker room with them standing around!?
Kenneth: I don't know man, but I know I saw them looking me up and down again.
Jeff: Fuck this shit man I'm outta here!

Pole Troll Patrol by Desaundrea Morton-Pusey December 6, 2006

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pole troll

A troll like person who hangs out underneath a pole where girls dance and grabs them once they get off and charges them a dance or disgusting flirt before they can pass as a toll.

Livia-I just finished my dance on the poll and this dude attacked me when i was trying to pass.
Gary-Yeah that's the pole troll, he's some douche nut.

pole troll by glau May 29, 2007

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Pole troll

A girl who often find herself on many different poles in a short period of time.

Friend: Hey man, have you heard anything about Michelle?

Guy: Nah, i dont care, she's probably out being a pole troll.

Friend:you're right she is a slut.

Pole troll by Ivan001 May 25, 2016

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Pole Troll

A pole troll denotes a gay man that is seriously attracted and crazy about another man's penis as common trolls in fairy tales are attracted and crazy about bridges. Know a pole troll by the wide grin that he gives your genital area even when covered as though he can see being screwed by you before he knows if you are in fact gay.

Kenneth: Yo Jeff, you got a pole troll on your ass buddy.
Jeff: Fuck man! He has been trailing me all week, I can't shake this guy!

Pole Troll by Desaundrea Morton-Pusey December 6, 2006

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