Canberry 

Nasty ass canned cranberry sauce

Ma, pass the friggin canberry sauce!

Canberry by NonPracticingAtheist November 20, 2018

canberry sauce 

The cranberry sauce that comes from a can. Proper canberry sauce will still have ridges on the edges once removed from said can. Best served sliced.

Hey, pass that canberry sauce to me.

canberry sauce by Ashre November 22, 2006

Canberry Sauce 

Canberry Sauce – noun – a jellied cranberry-based condiment sometimes served with holiday dinners, which contains no physical reference to cranberries whatsoever, beyond color and flavor. Connoisseurs of Canberry Sauce are keenly aware that the canberry sauce slices containing the imprints from the top or bottom of the can are the most flavorful.

Would you like a slice of canberry sauce with your Turducken? Or do you want the lumpy stuff with seeds and stems?
Mom! I totally called the bottom slice of the canberry sauce!

Canberry Sauce by WreckingDrew December 25, 2010

Canberry Sauce 

n. Canned cranberry sauce served at Thanksgiving, preferably on a plate while retaining the can's shape and rims in the midsection.

At Thanksgiving Dinner:
"Bobby, would you care for any of my homemade cranberry sauce? - Mom
"No, I don't want any of your fancy cooking! I want some old-fashioned canberry sauce plopped on my plate! Proud to be straight outta a can!" - Bobby

Canberry Sauce by bdogrun1 November 29, 2012

cranberry mist 

When a girl on her period queefs and a red, bloody mist sprays out of her vagina.

I went down on my girlfriend and didn't know she starting ragging until she queefed and I caught a cranberry mist in the face.

cranberry mist by cookiesandtits April 24, 2014

Cranberry Fucknut 

Probably the best insult to use. Ever. Use it instead of dipshit, or even ass hat.

Man, you can be a real cranberry fucknut sometimes.

Cranberry Fucknut by HoodyDoodyCominInForTheBooty January 20, 2016

Sprite Cranberry 

A seasonal variation of Sprite that is truly the nectar of the gods. Most commonly drunk in thirstier times of the year. Popularized by artist DRAM and LeBron James.

Lebron: Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

Sprite Cranberry by Spaghetti-Os November 22, 2018