Seating

The proper way to say furniture for an apartment.

Seating is so expensive! It should cost as much as this synthetic feather...

Seating by Ejones777 November 24, 2011

Seating disorder

Common in restaurants - you can't get out because they're perched on the edge with the seat too far back as a result.

Usually affects women.

"Dude I can't get out, her chair's too far out"
"Yeah, she's got a serious seating disorder."

Seating disorder by Aydin Ali February 2, 2008

Seating plan

When your teachers fuck with u and give u a shit seating plan to see if it helps with your depression from getting rid of ur friends.

Joe: dude this seating plan sucks

jimmy: ok throw your phone on the floor to look unbeehaved
Joe: ok fuck it

Jimmy I think yo girl just called u in mid air

Joe: FUCK

Seating plan by The_trickster_ November 3, 2020

Club house seating

Club house seating is when one man sits on the toilet tank dropping an upper decker while another man sits on the bowl backwards while giving the man on the tank a BJ.

Dude I walked in on 2 co-workers performing a club house seating yesterday.

Club house seating by Cdaniel March 7, 2019

Club Seating

Sitting in a slouched, relaxed manner such that the angle formed by your torso and legs is larger than 90 degrees.

The term originally applied to sitting on bar stools above the rest of the people in undisclosed coffee shop or restaurant.

"Guess what time it is?"
"Wheel of Fortune time?"
"No, club seating."

Club Seating by clubman1898 February 5, 2008

Toilet Seating

A phrase used for the act of relieving oneself while sitting on the spread apart lap of another individual while they, too, are relieving themselves on the toilet. The latter individual is then considered the 'toilet seat'. This is typically done in the woman on top position.

My boyfriend and I had to use the bathroom at the same time and couldn't hold it, so we ended up toilet seating.

Toilet Seating by jazryo December 27, 2010

slip seating

Slip seating refers to when a truck driver shares his girlfriend/wife with other truckers whilst he is on the road.

Trucker 1 "Hey Boomer, I'm 10-8 to the Windy City, I fancy slip seating Mrs Boomer, 42?"
Trucker 2 "That's a big 10-4 Admiral Scuttlebutt. I'll be checking out the Junk Buzzard of a lot lizard in Choo-Choo town"

slip seating by fourcnuts October 31, 2017