Bro 1 'Bro,
I can't see the band from here, and this song is my JAM!'
Bro 2 ' Well, broseph. Why don't you use some mosh pit
politicking to maneuver your way to the front of the venue so you can get a better view. You must act like you want to mosh, though.
Otherwise dudes will know you're just trying get to the front, and they'll crush you!'