an alexander 

When someone plops their dick out in public.

"ew, look at that blokes tiny john thomas"

"Hes doing an Alexander, the wanker"

an alexander by Big lad jonny May 24, 2018

An Alexander Day 

Referenced from the book Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. It's when you have one of those days where you just feel like crap, and things keep getting worse.

1: "Man, my girl broke up with me, my car broke down, and now I'm walking in the rain."

2: "Sounds like you're having an alexander day dude."

An Alexander Day by Lawlzolonius September 18, 2009

Pulling An Alexander James 

When you refer to the superiority of Google products so often and intensely, it creates a singularity to which no obsolete format escapes.

Person Puling an Alexander James: "Oh have you seen my newest Google pixel it? It surpasses your technology.

Random person: "Bro stop Pulling An Alexander James, I'm getting sucked into a singularity because of it"

Pulling An Alexander James by Abyssal Clover April 9, 2023

Alexander M "doing an alexander M" 

alexander m or "doing an alexander" is the definition of snorthing lines of cocaine off male genitalia while getting fingered from behind. you often come a cross this situation when you see a used junkie almost always indian trying to get into clubs or getting free drugs from a dealer by offering to suck his genitalia and after snorthing coke of it

Alexander M "doing an alexander M" maiiin please let me in imma Alexander m you handsome"
"yo im tryna get a g, can i pay you with an Alexander m?"

Alexander M "doing an alexander M" by shadowdagger3000 September 6, 2021