handle job

You shit on a rolled up newspaper and spackle it underneath the driver's side car door handle so the person has to stick their hand in shit to get in their car.

"On my last day, I'm gonna give my boss' Mercedes a handle job because he is a fuckin' douchebag."

handle job by Wade 4:20 October 11, 2006

[blow job handle bars] 

when a girl wheres pigtails and gives a guy head. they give a guy something to hold on to and pull.

dude, sally totally wore blow job handle bars last nigh. It was fucking hot!!

[blow job handle bars] by sexyazzbabe914 March 21, 2009

head job handles 

A pair of pig tales on a girls head, giving you handles to hold onto while recieving a blow job.

Oh that was the best head job ive ever got, she had head job handles and i could just skull fucker her at my control!

head job handles by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Handlejobbler 

A handlejobbler is someone who handles jobs when there is no one else to handle them, and is not very cool because of it.

B: Dude! Chick-Fil-A is closed again! I hate that they aren't open on wednesday.
C: There's a KFC open down the road man! Relax!
B: Nah man, KFC's such a handlejobbler. I'd rather get chinese.

Handlejobbler by Ursula McLean March 25, 2011