woad 

Name of a flower that yields a blue coloured ink. Also can be used to describe facepainting that was used by the scots. (think Braveheart here)

Woads are beautiful flowers.
Mel Gibson's woad along with the skirt he was wearing made him look like a fruitcake in Braveheart.

woad by Alex January 22, 2004

woad 

woad is the name given to guys who say they can get girls but never do or take girls out and never get sex - they literally are a Waste Of A Dick. They normally hang out at the back of the club either with shades on trying to look like a footballer or they are found on the dancefloor dancing with everygirl - but they only ever get turned down.

Gus was on that girl Friday night - he didnt take her home though - shes such a woad.

Vinh has taken her out about 8 times now and STILL no sex? what a woad.

woad by italianblack March 18, 2011

woad 

like woa but kooler waaaay kooler
(like woa to the max)

she: what do you think?
he: woad
she: i diddnt kno u were so kool!

woad by My Name is Better Than Yours October 9, 2006

Woad 

Woad is a woman's vagina which is as wide as it is deep. It makes a perfect mate with the man counterpart, Choad.

"I can never get laid! As soon as the guys see my Woad they run".

"Don't worry Lafonda. I know this good lookin' guy with a Choad. I'll hook you up".

Woad by Gilbadon July 20, 2010

woad 

WithOut A Doubt. Often used as an agreement to twss.

Mike: "Dude, it's so long, and hard too..."
Brandon: "TWSS!!"
Joe: "WOADDDDD!"

woad by Joe Sabs May 6, 2007

woadie joscing 

woadie is an adept of the 7th ward lord (aka ruby da cherry, snow leoprad, lil uzi, romeo da black rose, spooky da scary)
joscing means firing shots indiscriminately

Slick tote the Ak-47 stolen
Woadie joscing

woadie joscing by Lil femen January 22, 2018

woadefoak 

the asian way of saying what the fuck. fun to say, roles off the tongue, also not as offensive as what the fuck. say it to your friends, your teachers, even your grandma. no one will ever take offense to this fun pseudo-swear. (you probably still shouldn't say it to your grandma though)

John Smith: awww dude you just stepped in dog shit
Ming-Dau Li: WOADEFOAK?!?

woadefoak by jspruce14 March 30, 2011