Six flags is an excellent chonga and chongo sight-seeing location. Simply wear
comfortable shoes, and you'll be ready to be
entertained for several hours. Most commonly observed behaviors include PDA between two obese monsters, 20yrold parents screeching at their growing brood, and white hicks from Nebraska freaking the fuck out.
The rides are a cheap
alternative to an abortion and/or neck injury. Afterwards, you may feel inclined to take a bath in hand-sanitizer.