wildlifer 

a person who enjoys wildlife. a person who enjoys being outside, observing wildlife

Wildlifers from all over the world come to see the great hawk migration.

wildlifer by oshuaJay A. October 31, 2005

Wallifer

A really old woman who pretends to be young and cool.

Why is he dating Wallifer, she's twice his age?

Wallifer by Korri Michaels September 3, 2005

Wrestling Wildlife Foundation

An organization where endangered animals are put into a ring, and fight to the death, in order to decide who is saved, and who becomes extinct.

Wooh! Go bald-headed Eagle! NOOOO! The eagle got it's head taken off by the Polar Bear!

Wrestling Wildlife Foundation by Poops McGee January 7, 2004

gee willikers 

a humorous or outdated extension of gee, which is a euphemism for Jesus.

Gee willikers, that wind's a-blowin'!

gee willikers by kadatz September 16, 2010

willifer 

The piece of poo that gets stuck on your butt hair

check out that willifer on that sheep

willifer by prince william harry November 8, 2010

Wildlife 

Applies to a variety of unattractive people who may commonly be seen in Walmart, trashy gas stations, dollar stores, cheap bars, and pretty much anywhere else.
Characteristics of Wildlife include but are not limited to: Mullets, lack of teeth, excess hair in locations that hair should not grow from, exceptionally greasy hair, multiple chins, open mouths (due to the heavy breathing required after strenuous exercise, such as walking several yards on flat ground), camoflage clothing, and paraphernalia relating to NASCAR.

After discovering that there was nothing to do in Bumhole Alabama, we drove down to Walmart to watch the local Wildlife at play.

Joe: Man, what do you want to do?

Ed: Let's take this video camera to Walmart and make a nature documentary!

Joe: Capital idea!

Wildlife by Wildlife Watcher 97.4 December 28, 2010

Urban wildlife 

Animals--rats, cats, coyotes, etc--seen from afar on streets and sidewalks or stuck in trees, which, when approached, turn out to actually just be trash blowing in the breeze.

I saw some scary urban wildlife in a bush last night. I was pretty freaked out until I realized it was just a plastic bag.

Urban wildlife by eyehustlin May 13, 2014