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[Butter] [Trail] 

Usually is found after one has defecated in the restroom and has left a little extra residue on the seat. Tends to look like a little yellow/brown strip and most commonly is found on the back of the toilet seat, where one's butt crack sits.
Travis: "Hey, didn't Derek drop a deuce earlier?"
Mark: "Yeah, I believe so, why?"
Travis: "That douchebag left a butter trail on the seat!"
Mark: "Yeah, he tends to do that. He never wipes it off either."
Travis: At least he didn't shit in my underwear and leave it under my bed like Mike did."
Mark: That's true. Mike is savage as fuck!
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Butter Trail 

Usually is found after one has defecated in the restroom and has left a little extra residue on the seat. Tends to look like a little yellow/brown strip and most commonly is found on the back of the toilet seat, where one's butt crack sits.
Travis: "Hey, didn't Justin drop a deuce earlier?"
Derek: "Yeah, I believe so, why?"
Travis: "That douchebag left a butter trail on the seat!"
Derek: "Yeah, he tends to do that. He never wipes it off either."
Travis: At least he didn't shit in my underwear and leave it under my bed like Mike did."
Derek: That's true. Mike is savage as fuck!
Butter Trail by terekanddravis March 5, 2010

peanut butter trail rider 

I said go and get fucked you peanut butter trail rider.

peanut butter trail rider 

A male who takes pleasure in having carnal knowledge of the anus. A male homosexual.
I can't believe there are so many peanut butter trail riders in sequin body suits at the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras.

alabama butter train 

A medical assisting term that defines the feeling of exuberance when you get done collecting a fresh medical specimen.
When I stuck that vain and saw that flash in the chamber I yeald SUUUUWWWWEEEEE!!!!####!!######!!!!!!!$$!!!!!! Alabama butter train!!!!!!!!

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail 

A result of anal sex resulting in a male member becoming slathered in feces.
That bitch is dirty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you will end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail 

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.
That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.