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chapping my ass 

An action referring to the present tense in which you are currently making your asshole raw, red and chaffed; leading to later discomfort.
(On the phone) "Hey buddy, yeah we're all out of the double quilted extra-soft toilet paper, I'm chapping my ass right now with some discount sand-paper bull-shit. This is gonna hurt in the morning... Ok, yeah I'll see yeah." (hangs up phone)

ass chapping 

the action of chapping another persons ass. Thus making them very annoyed and pissed off
that thicc nibba took my virginity. he gave me a real good ass chapping.
ass chapping by boomerang man March 1, 2018

Chappin Ass 

Just chappin ass. To be in a state of laziness and/or inactivity.
1: Whats up man?

2: I'm just chappin ass doog.

1: Ohhh I see.
Chappin Ass by chapperking February 27, 2010

Sandy Cheeks Clapping Ass

"I was at a wedding and the air was like sandy cheeks clapping ass"

Ass Clapping Thunder Whore 

someone being of bitchy status, with no regaurds to you or your personal state of mind.
Kori was being a bitch one night and called me a dick..
So I politely replied "suck on my fun stick you Ass Clapping Thunder Whore"

Ass clapping 

The sound made when someone super THICC walks and there ass cheeks clap together
β€œYou know that thicc chick is coming when your here her ass clapping like a round of applause”