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Fluttering 

A term used to describe the following sequence of events while travelling to another city (usually, but not always in another country)

1) Engaging in conversation with a stranger (often on tinder)
2) Convincing that person to invite you back to their house to exchange sexual favours
3) Exchanging sexual favours with said person
4) Sleeping at that person's house overnight to avoid paying for accommodations in the foreign city
5) Indefinitely borrowing an item from said person's house as a souvenir of the trip

Fluttering should not be confused with parachuting which only goes through items "1-4".
It should also not be confused with "Brad Walling" which goes through item "1-4" but replaces item 5) with "making said person breakfast using whatever food you can find in their house (this allows you to seem like a nice person but provides you with a free breakfast, therefore reducing travel costs)"

The term originated in Saskatchewan but has gained favour throughout Canada.
Anna: How was your trip?!
Elizabeth: It was pretty awesome, I saved a ton of money by fluttering 8 of the ten nights I was in Montreal.
Anna: Oh sweet! What kind of souvenirs did you get?
Elizabeth: Some pretty cool stuff, I got this windchime made out of spoons, a pair of underwear with elephants on it, this shot glass, a freshly rolled joint and pinky ring.
Anna: Sounds like you have you some killer fluttering skills!
Fluttering by DoggParadox July 11, 2018

Fluttering

When your entire body shakes or quivers uncontrollably with pleasure following intense sex or orgasm
Lastnight he was so good he had me fluttering.
Fluttering by Imwooend January 13, 2026

Fluttering poos 

Intermittent flatulence with loose stools that make an apparent flutter noise as they exit the rectum.
My youngest son Tommy had a case of the fluttering poos after we introduced eggs into his diet.
Fluttering poos by MacDaddyHoff February 18, 2022

Fluttering butterfly 

As if giving butterfly kisses with your balls. Lightly flapping your nuts across her cheek. The feminine version of this word would be butterflap kisses.
Eg. He gave me the fluttering butterfly so sweetly that a tear rolled down my cheek (or was it pre ejac?).

Fluttering Queef 

the process of making a completely disgusting sexual act proper by asking for it in a British accent.
MAN: darling, might you shit in my mouth while whilst i masturbate?

WOMAN: before or after tea & crumpets?

MAN: Of course BEFORE, darling.

WOMAN: very well then.

MAN:(reverting back to hillbilly accent due to excitement) WOO BOY we gonna have us some FLUTTERING QUEEF TODAY!!!
Fluttering Queef by jimmyWOW July 12, 2010

fluttering bird 

When one sporadically shakes his/her hand in the air (like a fluttering bird)to distract opponent and sucker punch them with their other hand with extreme prejudice
Person 1: What was that you said, biatch! Here comes the fluttering bird!

Person 2: SHIT, that hurt, biatch!