Dandelion 

An annoying bright yellow flower that is the enemy of all gardeners and yard owners. They seem relatively harmless and pretty at first but once they grow up, your yard ends up being puffball heaven. Or not.

Cindy: "Aren't those dandelions beautiful?"
Daniel: "OH NO DON'T YOU DARE DO NOT BLOW THEM PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW"
Cindy: "But I love dandelions..."

Dandelion by tangentjif April 19, 2017

Dandelion 

The plant that spreads the most pollen because it comes apart so easily like soggy bread.

Person A: Does Cindy like Daniel?
Person B: Yea
Person A: Dandelion is true

Dandelion by Aarcy April 19, 2017

Dandelion 

She is the most beautiful girl you could meet she is a great friend she is loyal to the very end she is very kind and caring too people she truly loves she is smart and she has great style she’s gets all the attention from the boys

Ohhhh dandelion 😍❤️

Dandelion by Svavedvxndhdb July 16, 2018

Dandelion 

To suck on and lick a man's penis. Proper technique includes synchronized fondling of the balls with the left hand and stroking of the dick with the right hand to the pace of mouth movement. When deep throating, begin to hum and moan, to produce desirable results. This will drive him crazy. When he does orgasm and begin to cum, swallow the milky ejaculate and lick it off of him.

What do you do to dandelions? Ponder that.

Girl: I'm going to give my boyfriend a dandelion for his birthday. *nudgenudgehinthint*
Friend: Congratulations! Be sure not to use your teeth.

Gymnast: Look! I'm so flexible I can give myself a dandelion!

Dandelion by yourmomyesyours December 16, 2009

dandelion 

someone who recieves an excess amount of head. a person that is constantly recieving blow-jobs

They call me dandelion because im always getting blown

dandelion by ACursiveMime April 27, 2008

Dandelion 

A nickname given to a boy named Daniel. Your wishes come true around this person because they're very kind and selfless. You would be very lucky to have a sweet boy like him around.

We all need a Dandelion is our lives! Without him, things would have gone South fast.

Dandelion by orangeflavouredjellybean February 26, 2021

dandelion 

Somebody that is beautiful on the outside but bitter on the inside.

She's such a dandelion (ie:looks like a flower...but they're actually a weed)

dandelion by Jacksjoe June 1, 2006