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Guava - its what women have and what most men strive to get. Simply put, its a word that replaces a cruder definition for female genitalia such as box/pussy/twat/cunt etc.
Rayno - "So Ben, that chick was hot!! Did she have a nice guava?"

"bro - that chick had the hairiest, scariest guava I have ever seen"

" Dude, I struck gold last night - she had a beautifully waxed guava"
guava by Timmy Flowers December 28, 2005
Don't go around saying you want "jugo de guava" unless you want dick juice. If you want guava juice it's "jugo de guayaba"
guava by ~Lisa~ August 13, 2006
a small yummy fruit that should not be consumed unless found in the liquid form.
mm, that guava sure is pink.
guava by Anonymous June 26, 2003
Guava is a whimsical mythical creature, known for its love of two distinctive earthly treats: Texas burger and mint chocolate chip ice cream. With a mix of vibrant colors resembling the fruit itself, Guava roams mystical landscapes, bringing joy and laughter wherever it goes. One of its closest companions is the enigmatic Orangegoose, a mystical bird with a unique combination of orange and goose features. Together, Guava and the Orangegoose embark on exciting adventures, creating a magical bond that echoes throughout the mythical realms.
Guava, Peaches, and Orangegoose love to use the rail slide!
Guava by Barbie Girl 🦉 August 2, 2023
adj. Doing something with incredible style, finesse, or libido. rico suave
Did you see Ralph let that honey have his spot in line at KFC yesterday?... Guava!!!
Guava by Skribe April 21, 2008
Gay butt sex consisting two guys behind the couch at 3 AM. Waking up randomly and saying "Mmm lets get guava!"
"OW MY BUTTHOLE"
"COCK SLAP HIM!"
"I want guava!"
guava by Fat January 30, 2005