the douche 

someone known to be very sorry due to the fact of being slow at getting things, very corny, brainless, straight wierd and most of all lacks sense of humor!!!

Dude Remar your the douche forever for a life time and a day!

the douche by Green Luigi August 17, 2006

the Douche 

Alter ego of Tom Dumont.

After a few drinks Tom was no longer himself, he had unleashed THE DOUCHE!

the Douche by cornfields December 27, 2004

The Douche Finger

The index finger held up by douchebags in pictures

"Wow, he was holding up the douche finger in 50% of his profile pictures. What an ass."

The Douche Finger by tttttttttttttom May 13, 2015

Luck of the Douche 

An achievement with seemingly impossible odds accomplished in a the douchiest of ways.

Cracka three-shotting the Ogres would be Luck of the Douche.

Luck of the Douche by Zumaxorz December 28, 2007

Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche. 

Response to someone either being a douche, saying something douchey, or telling you to get an Über.

Play on "sprechen sie deutsch"

Q: "Why don't you just take an Über?"

A: "Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche."

Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche. by Bob Rogue July 15, 2016

PoePouche The Douche 

Edgar Allan Poe

A way to describe Edgar Allan Poe and his all around entitled way of speaking

PoePouche the Douche states,"Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality."

PoePouche The Douche by Poehater626 December 4, 2018

Lord of the Douche 

Someone who's douchebaggery has gone past Douche lord. Unessecarilly sarcastic, a Jerkass (By Tv Tropes Standards), and a Dumbass as well. Usually bottom of the class. Has a forked tounge, and touchy facade.

You, my friend, I dub Lord of the Douche.

Lord of the Douche by Queen Sakon January 24, 2010