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A very crazy girl with a big heart. She possesses some kind of manipulative power on people. She enjoys good company,food,and can be very lazy.

She's also freaking hot!! She radiates with Good vibes. She keeps a small circle of real friends that makes her appear hostile, but when she opens up to you, it'll be worth it.
She has an obsession with shoes and is great fun at the club. She may be a little melodramatic at times, and a great cook.
She's a good dancer, and will make a great mother with her hella kick ass attitude
She's the perfect girlfriend.
Anyone who's got a Glorie should keep her.
That guy's girlfriend is a Glorie, you should see her move.
Have you seen that new girl, what a Glorie.
Glorie by Smiling rainbow September 16, 2018
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In all her glorie 

A term that means a woman who is naked. The term refers to the beauty of the female body and that it should not be thought of as obscene and censored ect.
I saw kathy in all her glorie.
Normally used for the CIA but also used for agencies like the ATF, FBI, etc. Their inability to blend in to the native population's habits, patterns and speech makes them stick out like a sore thumb to the population, hence they "glow in the dark."

The most common trappings of government shills are their inability/hesitation to use the major racial slurs, improper use of memes, and the pushing of mainstream political theories.

See also: Glow in the dark, glowposting
I feel ya, glowie. Must be frustrating. I know everything I post is satire or attempted satire, or pertaining to my favorite game - Minecraft. So easy to be misunderstood in these wicked times. I hope you get the day off for Christmas, at least.

The worst thing about having an erratic sleeping schedule and being sleeping on American business hours is that you don't get to always read the replies of your designated glowie. When you are most active he is at home sleeping. sucks.

If anyone says, "here's how to get cheap guns illegally", "we should shoot first ", and " Stop larping kill the blank now " that is a glowie pure and simple.
Glowie by TinklesTheGoat December 24, 2019
It is hard to describe this woman with a few words becasue she is truly unique. A few words that come to mind are smart, sexy as F and confident. Yet shy and youthful with a personality that never seems to age. A freak in the sheets but a lady on the streets. Many men want her and many women hate her. A true gift from God. Treat her well and she will be faithful. God has put numerous obstacles and sufferings in her walkway. God loves this women. She is a true angel that takes time to get, but oh boy, you will be thankful after the chase.
I am still trying to get Gloria.
Gloria by Genuine2000 November 14, 2020

Gloria borger 

The best news Anchor. She works at the most trusted news channel know as Pew News.
It's me Gloria Borger
Gloria borger by Theepicmemester February 11, 2019
Gloria is someone who won’t stop surprising you from the way she talks down to her unique laughter and fucking adorable smile. She can be quite and shy at first, but once you get to know her she is the funniest person that you’ll ever know, spending one day with a Gloria will have your cheeks sore from smiling to much. She is beautiful, smart, wild, polite and all around amazing. A Gloria is someone you’ll want In your life forever, if you ever meet a Gloria be sure to hold on to her as long as you can and capture the moments you have together with pictures or writing moments down to remember them. She is a small bundle of beautiful/crazy that will make you day instantly amazing.
Dude is that a Gloria Shoots brah
Gloria by Dose of dopeness January 15, 2021
made wiser with heartache
made stronger by pain
she has passion
a reckless devotion
a loyalty that’s unbreakable
and a truth that’s unapologetic

she is love in the deepest form
so beautiful, extremely rare
she is everything she needs to be

in search of all that she deserves

brave enough

to walk through hell
in search of her own piece

of heaven

unafraid of the flames

determined to survive

through the things

meant to destroy her
she had the mental strength of a warrior

she’s an angel

with a filthy mind

an alpha among the wolves
gloria; a foreign muse
gloria by xhsin March 28, 2018