fuck handle 

any part of her body you use to grip as you slam your meat hammer in and out.

I used her ears as fuck handles as she huffed my hog.

fuck handle by J.F. February 12, 2003

fuck handle 

Platform heels, i.e. stripper heels, leaned on and/or held onto during sex when the girl is on top

"She leaned back and grabbed her fuck handles so she could ride him harder."

fuck handle by D.L.P. January 19, 2006

Handless Fuck-Muppet

A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....

This is the handless fuck-muppet that killed your cat with petrol trying to make it go woof.

Handless Fuck-Muppet by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021

Fuck No Hander 

Similar to the bmx trick, the Tuck No Hander, where you put your arms up in the air while performing sex in a position of your choice.

Holy shit I walked in Todd’s room when he was with his girl and he was performing a Fuck No Hander.

Fuck No Hander by AccomplishedFly4368 January 7, 2025

fuckhandles

Alternative name for pigtails

Ooh, I'd grab those fuckhandles and ride her all night.

fuckhandles by alexxander September 5, 2008