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White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome 

a state of mind where a person blindly holds on to the idea of their perfect lifestyle, regardless of the inevitable life factors that make it impossible for it to be true.

For example if your mom keeps acting as if your family is that all American "white picket fence" family from the 50s, when no one acts or thinks that way (Extreme example:your parents expecte everyone to come home and talk about their day but your brother is hooked on meth and never comes home while your sister is at her boyfriends house pretending she doesn't have a family).
My mom has such a white-picket-fence-syndrome!

white picket fence 

n., v., to have a relationship that is considered standard, old fashion and/or idealic.
n., Juan and Yanette have been together since high school; they were born to have a white picket fence.

v., Juan: I love you. Let's white picket fence together.
Yanette: Yes, I do.
white picket fence by Kristina June 18, 2006

White picket fence 

It represents the beautiful middle-class suburban life
Im a white picket fence bitch, you are on the bench bitch.

White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome 

mental state in which a change becomes a fixation; a need to better one's lifestyle; similar to a dream-like state; everything becomes "clear" to the patient.
She has the worst case of White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome I've ever seen!

White Fender Faggot

Someone who drives a lifted truck and had fiberglass aftermarket fenders installed, but is too poor to have them color matched, so they leave them in the white gel coat.
Look at that truck over there with the unpainted wide aftermarket fenders. He's definitely part of the White Fender Faggot Crew
White Fender Faggot by julioza August 14, 2016

White Picket Fencing 

Having sex in the missionary position while wearing a condom and white sport socks for five minutes with your heterosexual spouse while your newborn child sleeps in the next room. Neither partner looks each other in the eye or makes a sound before the male partner orgasms.

White Picket Fencing is practiced most commonly in suburban neighbourhoods or at kink parties, where it is considered a fetish.
"Mary and John engaged in White Picket Fencing once monthly."

"While at the underground kink party, Peggy and Brian performed White Picket Fencing for the crowd."