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fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich 

1. An Overly hairy vagina with large, brownish, floppy labia.
(Think Arby's Roast Beef) Refers to Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, who has thick, coarse beard. Like most beards, could be mistaken for pubic hair.

2. Fidel Castro, leader of Cuba, feasting on a sandwich of roast beef.
1. "Damn, that girl last night had a crazy pussy. It looked like fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich."

2. "I saw that Fidel Castro at Arby's eating roast beef. What a cool guy."

roast beef sandwich 

"The flap of vag that extrudes from the lips. Thus giving the illusion of a roast beef sandwich. Thick beef or shaved, either way "bon appetit"
Adam: "Hey Leeroy, wanna get some lunch?"
Leeroy: "Nah man, had some nasty roast beef sandwich lastnight"
Adam: "Hanging with my sis again"
Leeroy: "Yeah!"

side-ways roast beef sandwich 

Terminology for the process of performing oral sex on a woman.
A friend of mine gave me that analogy after he ate his girlfriend's hairy muffin; "It was like a side-ways roast beef sandwich."

Mississippi roast beef sandwich 

When you fuck your cousin so hard her pussy falls out so you put some bread and mustard on it and eat her out.
Me: bro i ate a mississippi roast beef sandwich last night!

Friend: that sounds awesome, what is it?
Me: my cousin!

Open-faced roast beef sandwich 

A vagina with large inner lips, that extend past the outer lips.
Her reminded me of an open-faced roast beef sandwich so much that I just had to eat it.

Roast Beef Sandwich 

A portable method of dining upon meat and cheese. Roast beef and a cheese slice of whatever sort is placed between 2 pieces of bread, or 3 for a double-decker, 4 for a quad decker, etc. Sauce and vegetables are usually preferred.
I was quite famished when I returned home, so I prepared a roast beef sandwich to quell my hunger.