get wood Share definition Flag 1. When your pocket rocket prepares to blast off to planet poontang. 2. To gather the secondary xylem of trees and shrubs. 1. "I can't get wood." 2. "I can't get wood - we're in a desert." get wood by Ciepher May 22, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the get wood mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch