Old and Japanese.
Inadequate.
Low performer.
Pretends to corner well.
Not as torque-y as any Domestic competition, or even any Japanese competition.
Pathetic.
Have you seen Gary's Sentra? What a ghetto, rackety pile of crap. The thing has shit for suspension, it handles like ass, and the thing is louder than a fat man with a snore!
You're not quite sure why you got this car. It's tiny, it has moderately decent mpg, and it's first gear is impressive, but besides that, you could do better. It serves its purpose moderately well, by getting you to work or serving as your pizza delivery vessel. For those with a hint of balldrop, there is a 2.5l turbo version, but even then, meh. It serves its purpose. Barely.