The Juggernaut, Bitch 

A phrase indicating that a person, thing, or place (any noun, for that matter) is of high value and/or extremely worthwhile. Based on the parody floating around the internet involving a certain 'X-Men/Marvel Comics' supervillain.

"I'm the juggernaut, bitch!"
"Wow, look at the ass on that girl. She is the juggernaut, bitch."
"McDonald's is the juggernaut, bitch." "No, Wendy's is the juggernaut, bitch."
"I'm going to go get a Subaru WRX. That car is the juggernaut, bitch."

The Juggernaut, Bitch by Craig B. April 8, 2006

the juggernaut bitch 

A video of the juggernaut kicking the x-men's asses. Dubbed into hilarity using slang and alot of use of the word BITCH.

juggernaut: you cant harm me are you a fucking ASS?!

juggernaut: im the juggernaut BITCH!
Charles: hey hey! ya im talkin to you, yo momma dresses you ass funny
juggernaut: shut the fuck up charles, BEAT jo ass! ARRHH!*throws bed*

juggernaut: I will beat the SHIT out yo ass charles, I will beat the shit out yo ass WITH charles as a matter of fact, I dun give a fuck, IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

the juggernaut bitch by lollskates May 13, 2006

I'm The Juggernaut Bitch 

You don't fuck with the Juggernaut because he's the Juggernaut Bitch!

*Juggernaut busts through the door*

I'm The Juggernaut Bitch!

I'm The Juggernaut Bitch by The Real Jink July 30, 2008

I'm The Juggernaut, Bitch 

Verbal phrase of victorious retort one says when he/she accomplishes something others deem or insinuate otherwise not possible for them.

Stan: You landed the McCarthy deal?
Jim: Of course. I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch.

I'm The Juggernaut, Bitch by roushie October 23, 2008

The Juggernaut Bitch 

The Juggernaut Bitch is an animated epic tale of a muscle-bound gentleman pimp. In it, we learn of his skillful tailoring, strong pimp hand, and affinity for rape.

Sadly, the Juggernaut is estranged from his half-brother, Charles, and gets into a physical altercation with him. When Charles uses his mental mama jamba to give Juggernaut an acid flashback, fellow pimp Black Tom comes to his rescue by hitting Charles with a pimp cane.

Later, Black Tom is acosted by the villainous Ketchup, a pimp from outer space whose costume is made of Laffy Taffy. By the grace of God, Juggernaut comes to the rescue and defeats the evil Ketchup and his henchmen.

The epic tale finally ends when a group of teenagers stage a home invasion. Juggernaut and his cohorts fight back and many rapes are to be had, especially the young Asian chick. Because Asian chicks love the rape.

Juggernaut returns in a sequel where he battles the shark that ate Samuel L. Mothafuckin Jackson in Deep Blue Sea and trashes a bridge.

"I'm The Juggernaut Bitch! I'm a kill him, and I'm a rape him and I'm a eat his fuckin' costume!"

"Yo, man, who's the big guy in that fist fight?"
"He's the Juggernaut, bitch, and after he beats that guy to death he's going to rape him."

The Juggernaut Bitch by dr. deathproof December 9, 2009

I'm the juggernaut bitch 

the new phrase sweeping America. Will soon, if not already, become the new "I'm rick james bitch!" that people will say every 10 seconds.

I'm the juggernaut bitch!
No, you're not the fucking juggernaut, so shut the hell up.

I'm the juggernaut bitch by Adrian June 11, 2006

Im the juggernaut bitch! 

To kill the juggernaut and become it and totally Pwn the noobs!!!

Play halo 2 and create a game called Juggernaut. It would be best for you to be the juggernaut so that when you get a kill you can say " I just pwn3d you cuz Im the juggernaut bitch!".

Im the juggernaut bitch! by Douglas Paquin August 5, 2007