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Could well have been a bad year for many things, but Contrary to the adverts, a VERY bad year for beer. The legend goes that in this tragic year someone took a slash in a bottle, and a poor peasant with no taste buds found it and proclaimed it to be beer, from then on the bloke who'd pissed in it in the first place decided he was on to a nice little earner...
Moronic advert narrator: '1664, a bad year for composing, a good year for beer'
Me: 'LIAR!'
1664 by The_Guru October 25, 2006

1664 Syndrome 

When you're checking out a girl from behind you can see her legs, her arse and her hair. She looks like a 16-year-old. She turns around and you realise she's actually 64. You have to wash your eyes out with soap.

Loosely connected to Kronenberg 1664's 'a bad year for composing a good year for beer' adverts. Not sure how though...
'Mate - check out that bird she's...oh my god!!!'
'Yeah - 1664 syndrome, never mind'
1664 Syndrome by geofferz April 21, 2006

1664 Syndrome 

When you're checking out a girl from behind you can see her legs, her arse and her hair. She looks like a 16-year-old. She turns around and you realise she's actually 64. You have to wash your eyes out with soap.

Loosely connected to Kronenberg 1664's 'a bad year for composing a good year for beer' adverts. Not sure how though...
'Mate - check out that bird she's...oh my god!!!'
'Yeah - 1664 syndrome, never mind'
1664 Syndrome by geofferz April 23, 2006

A kronenbourg a.k.a 1664

A kronengourg a.k.a 1664 is a woman who looks 16 from the back but 64 from the front.
Her at the bar was in last night, she is a proper a kronenbourg a.k.a 1664.

1664Dark 

1664Dark is a retard
1664Dark by castro1 July 22, 2023