optionitis

sick of making choices. very similar to the laziness of senioritis.

I can't decide, man, my optionitis is flaring.

optionitis by walkwithme June 9, 2016

optionalistic 

Adjective applied to a student who tries to get out of a summer homework assignment by "thinking" it was optional.
It rarely works but might get you permission to hand the assignment in late.

Teacher, "Where is your summer book report?"
Student, "Uhh... I thought that was optional."
Teacher, "How optionalistic of you."

optionalistic by joesk84ever June 26, 2009

optionistic 

Considering every possible option available with an optimistic attitude

There are a lot of girls at this party; I'm going to be optionistic.

optionistic by aubcourt June 9, 2010

Rectal optimitis 

An occular disease where in one's eyes automatically close when their rectum makes contact with a couch or recliner.

Kenny's eyes snapped shut as soon as his ass hit the lazyboy proving he did indeed suffer from rectal optimitis.

Rectal optimitis by Possumpecker February 8, 2018