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Gobblers Knob

A place located in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania and slang for feasting at a trough of dicks.
Yo homie! Where’s your moms at? Oh shit, she’s at Gobblers Knob.
Gobblers Knob by Gus The Groundhog February 2, 2021

Gobblers knob

Gobblers knob is the place Caydens mom lives. It is named after the fact that she is the best knob gobbler around. It is located in English town, Cape Breton and is a popular go to place for the famous Malkie Woodland.
Guy 1: I just got back from the gobblers knob.
Guy 2: How was Caydens mom?
Guy 1: good, I fucked her.

Gobbler's Knob 

The head of penis. (Citing the fact the the scrotum is likened to a Turkey's gobbler.)
OW! Oh man, the groundhog isn't coming out this year, I just got nailed on Gobbler's Knob!
Gobbler's Knob by zibby-da-boo December 2, 2010

Gobbler's Knob 

Gobbler's Knob is the cock-head of any guy's boner you suck on Ground-Hog Day and swallow his Gobbler's Knob-gasm.
I sucked Matt's Gobbler's Knob on Groud Hog Day and he rewarded me with a Gobbler's Knob-gasm!
Gobbler's Knob by USAF Cadet February 6, 2021

Large Breasted Knob Gobbler

The Large Breasted Knob Gobbler is a majestic bird with large heaving breasts and most commonly feeds on knobs. You can most commonly find the Large Breasted Knob Gobbler in the city at night, searching for knobs to gobble. They are generally attracted to locations with flashy lights and loud noises, where they are most likely to find an ample source of knobs.
Waldo: "Holy Shit! Marge! Get over here quick! It's a Large Breasted Knob Gobbler on the neighbors stoop!!"

Marge: "Wow! Pull out your knob and I'll whistle the mating call!"

knob gobbler 

Endearing term for cocksucker, fellatrix or suck slut
Later, dude. Here comes my favorite knob gobbler.
knob gobbler by Anonymous November 8, 2002