crouch knots 

Pus filled pubic hair follicles.

Teacher, may I be excused. My crouch knots are flaring up. One is starting to swell.

crouch knots by Trapdogg October 3, 2017

crotch knot 

When your pupic hairs, usually around the taint, tie themselves in a knot while walking or engaging in other physical activities.

I ran 15 miles yesterday, at around mile 8, I noticed a sharp pain in the nether regions. It was a crotch knot.

crotch knot by atwig January 3, 2015

crotch knot 

Referring to the male genitalia.

He punched me in my crotch knot.

crotch knot by gaysensualist October 25, 2012

Fuck Your Couch With a Passionate Love That Knows No Bounds 

1. "To boldly state that one has no outward care for something that does not immediately make sense."

2."To state that another must have intercourse with their own couch whilst greatly enjoying it."

3."To not give a fuck."

"Hey Bob, did you hear about-"

"You Know what, Fuck your couch with a passionate love that knows no bounds."

"Huh?"

Fuck Your Couch With a Passionate Love That Knows No Bounds by Bueriahn September 5, 2012