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chimpject 

1. being so high on life that those around you may actually think that you have been intraveniously injecting drugs into your system.
2. the tipsy feeling a sober individual gets in the presence of friends that may or may not actually be sober themselves.
3. feeling so shitty or fucked up that you think you must have let a chimp inject something in you earlier in the day.
Jay: Have you been drinking, are you high?
Kristin: No, Sarah just gets me chimpjected.

Those girls over there are either chimpjecting or on some seriously good drugs.
chimpject by KBook January 2, 2009
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chimpject  

1. being so high on life that those around you may actually think that you have been intraveniously injecting drugs into your system.
2. the tipsy feeling a sober individual gets in the presence of friends that may or may not actually be sober themselves.
3. feeling so shitty or fucked up that you think you must have let a chimp inject something in you earlier in the day.
Jay: Have you been drinking, are you high?
Kristin: No, Sarah just gets me chimpjected.

Those girls over there are either chimpjecting or on some seriously good drugs.

Tonight is going to be seriously crazy. I always chimpject when its girls night out.
chimpject by KBook September 7, 2007
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Chimpleton 

One who mindlessly swallows the George W Bush PR machine's message without an iota of critical thought. A derogatory term for Bush supporters due to the fact that he resembles a chimpanzee and that they are usually simpletons. A combination of chimp and simpleton.
No matter what Bush does, the chimpletons will always support him.
Chimpleton by JJ Jameson March 4, 2006

chimplechops 

1.Originating from chimp. Affectionate or insulting name given to any person being a claart.

2.The cheeks of a chimp or a claart

1. 'Alright chimplechops, how goes it you smelly ape?'

2. 'Look at the chimplechops on that!'
chimplechops by Wwoolly January 5, 2006

chimpette 

Pejorative term for a black female

Mother of chimplets, invariably an estranged baby mama to an alpha chimp.
Asian immigrant: why she look and sound like monkey?
White person: Well, she’s yelling like a monkey in heat, a chimpette about to chimp out.
chimpette by WyattPouher February 23, 2021
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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