Beazel: 1. Slang for woman, dame, chick, tomato, etc.
Beazel: 2. An incredibly bright, beautiful, athletic Weimaraner living in Henderson, Nevada. She has her own Facebook page and is looking for friends - check her out at Facebook.com/BeazelMcGhie
Noun Loud, obnoxious person who always has to be involved in everything. The only way to clue them in to the fact that they're unwanted is to throw shit at them.
"Ugh. That bazelgeuse showed up at the party AGAIN. He never shuts up and he never leaves. He finally fucked offafter thecheerleaders all threw their beers at him."