Manlons

Man Boobs

Fred had gotten so fat his manlons bounced when he walked.

Manlons by I. M. Wasted September 12, 2009

manloser 

The opposite of a girlboss. a man who lacks confidence, security, a social life, and a sex life. Manlosers are sensitive and needy, they have very little friends and cling to those friends like they’re the last person on the fucking planet. They usually spend their time in the room on their computer, and being horny as shit, because these men have no sex life.

person 1 :“you know that joshua guy right? he and i are friends”
person 2 : “duude dont be friends with that manloser he is such a fucking pussy”

manloser by manloserjoshua September 8, 2021

mall mansons 

same as spooky kids. the roughly 12-17 year old crowd perpetually lurking in the mall. trying hard to look goth. claims everything/everyone else is "mainstream" even though they bought their gear at Hot Topic and other chain stores.
named for Marilyn Manson.

"Oh look at that mall manson over there! I dare you to go tell him that in 5 years he's gonna look back and be embarassed about that face paint."

mall mansons by M1llE October 9, 2004

manpons 

Similar to the feminine tampon, the masculine 'manpon' is used for the reduction of sweat between the cheeks of the buttocks, placed firmly between the cheeks in times of high pressure, stress, or sweat-causing situations

These new manpons work great! I never have to be embarrased at the gym again!

manpons by Ross Smith February 13, 2003

Manpons 

Like tampons but made for men when they are "men"struating. They place them up their arse for about 3 weeks out of 4. Makes them feel more confident and can get on with tasks such as roller blading, wind surfing and the like. Manpons do not stop men from being grumpy though.

Girl: "FFS, are you STILL on your period, you are soooo grumpy"
Boy: Yeah, so what??
Girl: I'd better go and get you some Manpons then. You can then go roller blading for a bit and cheer the fuck up"

Manpons by Unbearable Muriel January 25, 2011

manpons 

when a dude gets his meriod (man period) he puts in a manpon. yes they do exist

Guy 1: " dude are you on your meriod or something? put in one of ur fricking manpons"
Guy 2: "stfu"

manpons by kaseyworthmeyer May 31, 2015