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P.O.A.F. 

Pissed Off As Fuck; extremly agitated or overwhelmingly upset.
I didn't have time to plan out my christmas shopping this year. I'm extremly P.O.A.F.!
P.O.A.F. by b_rock44 January 5, 2011

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

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Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F
Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

This is going from top to bottom, right to left on your keyboard with spaces in between all the letter. You do this when your so board that you refuse to do something productive and start searching random things.
James was so board that he started typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q instead of reading his book.

F.P.O.A. 

An acronym meaning Fine Piece of Ass. When a person is an F.P.O.A., they are hot, and/or sexy.
Girl 1 and Girl 2 at a club
Girl 1: Man that guy is hot!!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's an F.P.O.A.

Guy 1 and Guy 2 at a bar
Guy 1: Bro! Look at that chick! She's so sexy!
Guy 2: What an F.P.O.A.!
F.P.O.A. by TH3B0$$$$$$ July 8, 2011

S.P.O.O.F.A 

Spoiled Fat Ass; greedy, hungry, selfish, obese woman or man who get everything they want and sound like a pokemon
"hey, can i have some of your candy?"
"NOOO, it's mine."
"but you have like three bags"
"NOOOO, i'm hungry"
"whatever, you s.p.o.o.f.a!"
"huh?"
S.P.O.O.F.A by fatassstepdad December 23, 2009