Asstachment 

The act of sending an email without it's intended attachment, forcing you to resend another email with the attachment AND a bumbling apology for being so absented minded.

Bill sent the email out with attaching the drawing, forcing him to send an asstachment immediately after.

Asstachment by Kim Browne July 28, 2008

attachment issues 

when you have attachment issues to a partner its very difficult for you to say goodbye or goodnight because you love them so much. This is okay if the relationship is healthy, because its just because you’re in love. someone who is attached might have trouble sleeping unless their partner is there to hug them. someone who is attached might also not admit it , but its very clear to see that they are glued to their partner.

“ Kelsie has attachment issues when it comes to peter. She always needs him around “

“ Anthony is always at his boyfriend Ben’s house, those two have bad attachment issues “

attachment issues by thatkrakwore April 2, 2020

attachments 

A metaphor for "balls" as coined by David Hobbs of SPEED during a Formula 1 broadcast.

(Jenson Button has just made a daring pass)

Hobbs: "Wow. Boy has some large attachments!"

attachments by Geoff AF May 8, 2010

attachment 

to bind by emotional ties, as of affection or loyalty

im attached to my mom.

attachment by cristinaav May 29, 2005

Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment 

A sex position, invented by a future Principal and his former student, where the girl lays on a bed with her head dangling off. The guy, with penis erect, drops the crane directly into the girl's mouth. The girl then proceeds to give a sweet blow job. (This is the upside down crane dropper). The Wrecking Ball Attachment is when the guy reaches onto the girl's vagina and stimulates her. Women tend to like this move much better than the Upside-Down Crane Dropper. It's awesome.

I put my girlfriend in the Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment and she loved it!

Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment by Junior Whatacock August 16, 2014

Attachments 

Thirst traps or nudes sent

“How are you and Jess?”
“Great, I woke up to some fire attachments this morning ”

Attachments by Robyn smith October 16, 2019

attachment disorder 

When a person forgets to attach a document to an e-mail after explicitly stating that it is present.

Erin: RE: Look at this picture!!
Message: You did not attach that picture on your last e-mail.
Jeremy: Re: RE: Look at this picture!!!
Message: I always forget to attach the picture before I hit send. I must have an attachment disorder.

attachment disorder by Jeremy in Denver January 30, 2008