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The seven dwarfs Tottie 

This is a sexual act where a group of dwarfs gangbang a female called Snow White while trying to shove footballs up her arse
The seven dwarfs Tottie defined as After the football match we had a few pints in the pub & met a bird and she invite us back for “The seven dwarf Tottie “

darnsies 

Another way of saying "damn it!" Often used endearingly and by a cute individual. Quite commonly used by characters on the tv show, Scrubs.
"I just intubated the wrong patient? Darnsies!"
darnsies by Lorraine and Eddie March 4, 2006

Darnstkies 

A way of expressing frustration. It is two levels above the intensity of "darn".

When darn is not enough, it evolves into darnst, and then into darnstkies.
Strider: The editors have not yet approved my entry.

Musey: Darnstkies!
Darnstkies by TheStrider777 May 2, 2010
To Dwarne yourself in advance -
Writing on your online dating profile, "I'm sick of women, they're all nasty ... ..."

To Dwarne yourself immediately before the act -
A girl calls up at 3 in the morning, says that she's stranded, and asks for a lift.
You reply, "I'm in bed at the moment, I'll come and get you if you give me a blow-job"
Dwarne by JesusPiece April 29, 2012

dearnsley 

a cigarette, often a fake brand known as marble archers or swings
cigarettes dearnsley
1. (N) The sound that a basketball makes when it hits the rim
2. (V) To hit someone or something
You suck bro”
Shut up or I’m gonna dwarng you in the teeth!”
Dwarng by dYULAn January 18, 2020