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Claps, the 

A sexually transmitted disease caused by gonococcal bacteria that affects the mucous membrane chiefly of the genital and urinary tracts and is characterized by an acute purulent discharge and painful or difficult urination, though women often have no symptoms; Gonorrhea.
"She told me she was clean, but I went to the doctor and he told me I had the claps!"
Claps, the by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004
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The Claps 

If someone has both gonorrhea and syphilis they have The Claps
"yo dont touch that hoe ,she got the claps"
The Claps by sam fisk April 19, 2004

luffy claps the midruto verse low diff 

When the mc of a peak anime blitzes the verse of a trash anime
Charles: damn I wonder what naruto would be doing rn if he existed
Intellectual individual: Didn't he get clapped by luffy? He's 6 feet in the ground rn 😹🙏 Luffy claps the midruto verse low diff

Give 'em the claps

When a person has done something so ridiculously stupid, that they need to be put back into place.
Josh didn't do his work again, SO Claps WILL GIVE 'EM THE CLAPS
Give 'em the claps by Clapsham March 5, 2020

The Claps 

A group of very evil guys and not an STD (Sewer Transmitted Disease)
Gar: "Guys you don't mess with The Claps, they are bad news"
The Claps by Luval Crooked-Hand February 12, 2021

The Claps 

The Claps is a word that describe a girls booty bounce. The ability to make it clap while twerking. Dancing like she in a strip club.
"Damn, she got the claps" "I got the claps (i can make it clap, bounce)"
The Claps by RGOKY Cat May 10, 2012

Stack of the Claps

When you are sitting in a chair for extended periods of time and consistently are shitting your pants leading to a large pile of shit in your pants.
Reese was sitting his chair playing Fortnite all day and never got up to take a shit. By the end of the day he had a Stack of the Claps left in this pants.