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Goldenrod
Suzie had just taken a bite of a twinkie, and when i pointed my finger at my pelvic region, she then promptly removed my pants and gave me a goldenrod.
Goldenrod by jdbuhbshcvdub July 9, 2011
Goldenrod
A middle management type in a sales organization who resides primarily outside the boundaries of responsibility and accountability.
His qualifications are his endless expense account and being married to the VP's daughter. He maintains a nickname he carried over from his college fraternity, such as "Chip" or "Skip."
His skillset is major ass kisser to people with money.
His method of operation is using his ass-kissing skills to caddy for lesser known pro-golfers and leveraging those experiences for ass kissing from higher management and hotter and more well connected women.
Indications: no tan lines (origination of word), goofy laugh, and you love him and you can't help it. His presence gets you laid even though you feel dirty for it.
His qualifications are his endless expense account and being married to the VP's daughter. He maintains a nickname he carried over from his college fraternity, such as "Chip" or "Skip."
His skillset is major ass kisser to people with money.
His method of operation is using his ass-kissing skills to caddy for lesser known pro-golfers and leveraging those experiences for ass kissing from higher management and hotter and more well connected women.
Indications: no tan lines (origination of word), goofy laugh, and you love him and you can't help it. His presence gets you laid even though you feel dirty for it.
Dude, have you seen Chip today? He was supposed to be on a conference call.
No dude, Goldenrod is caddying for John Daly in Thailand this week.
No dude, Goldenrod is caddying for John Daly in Thailand this week.
Goldenrod Prime
The single best being on YouTube. He’s denied all insults. He trains himself for insults by looking at the highest quality memes and playing video games.
Person A: Have you seen Goldenrod Prime’s YouTube channel.
Person B: No
A: omae wa mou shindeiru
B: NANI
Person B explodes
Person B: No
A: omae wa mou shindeiru
B: NANI
Person B explodes
Goldenrod Prime by Goldenrod Prime May 12, 2018