Brown Goose 

When you wipe your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper and you get shit on your finger.

Yesterday, I was wiping my ass and I brown goosed myself.

Brown Goose by J_Wayne January 28, 2017

North American brown goose 

An alternative name for “Canadia” goose. A common type of geese found throughout North America; that have a brown back, cream underbelly, and black head and neck with white cheeks.

Did you see that goose? I think it was a North American brown goose.

North American brown goose by Dusty Honey July 14, 2021