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Umta is the girl you want in your life. She's the embodiment of the best human being. Beautiful beyond belief. Smart. And a complete badass. She'll always be there for you when you need her and she'll always try to be supportive of you.

Never take Umta for granted. You'll regret it looking back at your life because you'll realize you lost the best thing that happened to your life
I love Umta
umta by Umti November 26, 2021
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Umtarget 

Walmart, as euphemized to liberal friends.
Q: hey, where did you get this rug?
A: Um... Target.

Umtarget!
Umtarget by brobison75 June 17, 2012
In the world of online gaming, Umtard refers to a retarded player that resorts to insults, rage quitting, clone killing (power-leveling), complaining, camping, hacking, glitching and being an asshole in general. The origin of this word spawns from the game Rush Team 2, where two players by the names of Umnika and MrUmni displayed all of the above characteristics to the extreme.
That guy is such an Umtard!

Stop complaining about lag you Umtard!
LOL! Look at that Umtard. He rage quit.
Umtard by Umnika March 5, 2017
To be so stupid you not just retarded. Your umtarded.
"He just tripped over a cordless phone. You have to be umtarded to do that"
Umtarded by MYA!! September 26, 2008
Crystal jumped on the ground and said "Woaaah its the ground!" Thats just umtardded
Umtardd by I'mAFreak. March 23, 2009
i suppose its gotta to be darren mason!!
he fits that description!!
um, tape um, tape
Umtape by engelbert November 6, 2003