Skip to main content

Plus Two 

When someone tries to plus one an insult but you’re more amazing, so the secret law is that they have failed and they will always be plus two of which ever insult they try to plus one you with.
“Your a idiot Norma.“. “well your a Idiot plus one Sharon” but because Norma is more amazing she instantly gets to plus two Sharon... and there’s no defeating Norma now.. ever.
Plus Two by Jamielost February 23, 2020

Plus Two's 

Noun: breast, tits, boobies, knockers, fun bags
Holy shit she has great Plus Two's!

Plus Two's make me smile!
Plus Two's by Elmo collins March 16, 2009

Plus two maneuver 

The process of making your manhood feel more meaty by digital (finger) enhancement. The male places is middle and pointer finger along the top of the shaft and inserts all three as one gerthy package.
Chad: "How did that hoe-bag Tiffany like your pencil dick John?"
John: "I just busted out that plus two maneuver that you used on me last week."

Two plus two is four, minus one that's three 

teacher I know quick maths, Two plus two is four, minus one that's three

Two plus two is four minus one that’s three 

A highly metaphorical phrase by the poet and historian Michael Dapaah in the song “Man’s Not Hot” which speaks out against anti-intellectualism, deems math to be a discovery and not creation of humans, and communicates that human opinions themselves are means of self-preservation and coping with pain. But, as Michael Dapaah notes, “metaphorical truths exist to facilitate moral living, not comfortable living. A mathematical fact is a literal truth, and if 2+2=5 ever becomes a metaphorical truth in a society—remember cultural relativism—knowledge becomes not only a means of power but a vessel of revolution.”
Dude 1:...
Dude 2: Two plus two is four minus one that’s three quick maths. Everyday man’s on the block. Smoke trees...

shit plus two equals eight 

A way to use the word "Shit" in public or in the presence of children or those easily offended. 6 + 2 = 8.
While preparing dinner for the Family, a Mothet cuts her finger and exclaims outloud, "Well shit plus two equals eight!!!"