Cloutmydia 

Cloutmydia is a word used when you give someone clout (not deserved) that is only temporary

Milk the scene for everything it's worth

Comes from the word clout and chlamydia

Example#1:I gave that bitch cloutmydia

Example#2: that nigga riding the cloutmydia

Example#3:Look at Briana thinking she's all that with the cloutmydia I gave her smh

Example#4: ninja got cloutmydia from drake

Cloutmydia by BiggFluffy May 19, 2018

Cloutmidia 

a severe sexually transmitted disease, making the holder resonate with extreme amounts of swag , typically linked to a soundcloud rapper .

did you see the Gucci belt John was wearing today? I heard he caught the Cloutmidia.

Cloutmidia by tttTorchie on that audio February 3, 2019

claumydia 

claumydia is where you read/type things different, often in a sexual way.

"I got Claumydia and read THE IMPALER instead of CHEVY IMPALA"

"Claumydia made me type COCKING instead of COOKING"

claumydia by Claudieko July 14, 2006

Clownmydia

When you catch chlamydia while at the circus clowning with a man whore.

“Omg, Marcus gave me chlamydia.”

“Bitch you got that clownmydia. You know Marcus done fucked all the hood boogers.”

Clownmydia by Geoff Stillman January 15, 2026