Me: Excuse me is that your purse.
Him: ohhh Omg you stole my purse am gonna call the cops on you.
Me: it was down.
Him: how dare you raise voice on me.
Cops: 911 whats your emergency.
Him: this guy over here stole my purse and hurt me and staring at my teeth, Ohhh noo OMG somebody help!!!.
Cops: whats wrong.
Him: he is trying to seduce me!!.
Cops: hold your position am sending a back up.
Cops: sorry
whats your name and where are you.
Him:
my name is Sutharsan,am near onlyKaren store.
Cops: ooh God you again!, you just called me 8 times today whats wrong with you... next time of you call you will be send to the prison get lost..
Him: I'm gonna screw you... I'll call
the president.
Me: such a pervert!.