2 definitions by marcoandbesties

jathursan

Jathursan is a huggable brown guy with an untrimmed beard and nest hair and glasses. Unfortunately although a nice guy he needs to keep up his appearances meaning he looks homeless. WW3 could be caused by him fighting with his sister. He knows a lot of bullshit and will bring it up randomly when no one really cares. He also makes decisions on behalf of everyone 99% of the time which is very useful. He likes anime so needs to grow the fuck up ( one piece). He wears his gold chains everywhere even in rough areas where he might get kidnapped but he doesn't give a shit even though his mum tells him off. He also really likes multiversus a lot for some weird reason (sick and tired). He is best friends with a 6 year old and shy and gets destroyed by them in games. He always talks about being short when he is average height for an asian boy. He has no common sense and says the stupidest things you will ever hear.

'Do you know this guy called jathursan'
'Yeah he wouldn't shut the fuck up about elephants in chernobyl'
' Yes but it's ok because he is huggable'
'I guess so.'

by marcoandbesties November 6, 2022

logen

Logen is a chocolate brown guy with curly hair (permed) and glasses and a pedo stache . Thinks that he is the genetic gift of God however he may just be gaslighting himself and everyone else. He has undergone much trauma as he has been groomed from young because he is too handsome and all the gyals and mother in laws want him. People see him as a demon hoe. He is very unreliable as he just thinks life is too sick. "School is too sick trust guys". He doesn't sleep before 2am and forgets to eat. He is slightly narcissistic. Has long luscious love island trunk legs. Has never been to gym but thinks he's buff. Best friend of a doctor. He is an Andrew tate STAN and thinks he is a Top G. Great

'Do you know who Logen is?'
'Yes, I want him to marry my daughter'
'Good, I heard he is a top G with a bugatti'
'Great'

by marcoandbesties November 6, 2022