Sadbatical

A period of paid leave granted to a millennial who can't deal with the everyday challenges of life.

Karen was so upset that her favorite hot yoga studio closed that she could no longer concentrate at work, and thus had to take a sadbatical.

Sadbatical by the_eradicator February 19, 2021

Sadbatical

Sadbatical: a period of time during grief which someone does not work and is able to rest and honor their sorrow.

As you may know, I've recently endured a tragic loss, and after much contemplation, I feel it is best I take a sadbatical for a temporary yet undetermined amount of time. If you need assistance during this time while I'm unavailable, please call 555-448-0987 and speak with Tamra. She is taking care of my clients while I'm away. Thank you for your understanding during this time.

Sadbatical by anonymous May 31, 2021

sambarically

In illegal terms; giving the context of something occurring illegally while simultaneously exercising superiority.

Rohith: Are we allowed to cleanse inferior individuals?
Ashwin: Legally? No. Sambarically? Yes.

sambarically by ceoofcompton May 26, 2020

Soul Sabbatical 

A period of rest taken by the principle of life, feeling, thought, and action in humans.

Guy #1: "Man, have you seen bill in a while?"

Guy #2: "Yeah, I went to his house and he was in the middle of a soul sabbatical."

Soul Sabbatical by wussy February 26, 2010

Shibatical 

1) A urban/ghetto mispronunciation of Shibitical

2) Get down and dirty

3) Just a shitty situation

1) "It's gonna get shibatical"

"Don't you mean shibitical?"

2) Girl tonight, we're gonna get shibatical.

3) "Man I heard, that's shibatical."

Shibatical by BigC-RR June 16, 2009

sabbatical 

Leave time with pay granted to a teacher or professor after serving for six or seven years on the same faculty. Its purpose is to give an extended period of time for concentrated study.

A sabbatical year is a prolonged hiatus, typically one year, in the career of an otherwise successful individual taken in order to fulfill some dream, e.g. writing a book or travelling extensively. Some universities and other institutional employers of scientists, physicians, and/or academics offer a paid sabbatical as an employee benefit

I need a sabbatical to think over some things and get away from the daily routine.

sabbatical by Adanedhel July 3, 2005

Spank sabbatical 

Taking a time out, a breather from long periods of masterbating.

My friends boyfriend is on a spank sabbatical, because he was waxing his own carrot too much, and became desinsitized , no longer able to perform intercourse with his girlfriend.

Spank sabbatical by Amawee21 May 15, 2016