Hostca 

Hostca is silly but smart. They often trick people into thinking things that are not real.

HOSTCA IS BACK????
BRUH

Hostca by Ghosty_ May 28, 2021

Hostage Negotiation 

Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.

Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.

Hostage Negotiation by AluMiNuM77 May 17, 2007

Holding your sausage hostage 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."

Holding your sausage hostage by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

hotcakes 

The fastest selling product in world history. Often used to exagerrate the sell of a product.

"These new toasters are gonna sell like hotcakes!"

hotcakes by Pabs November 11, 2004

hostage lunch 

Meal purchased by the company, often pizza, and delivered for employees who bosses require them to attend a meeting or work over their lunch hour.

"I was planning on running some errands over my lunch hour, but the VP is keeping us in a meeting. At least he ordered us hostage lunch."

hostage lunch by Cale Dempster December 9, 2008

Hostage Food 

(noun): Food that is purchased for employees or those attending meetings to eat during their breaks. Usually a bulk type food like many boxes of pizza, large sandwich tray. Generally much cheaper and of less quality than catered food. Main purpose being to feed a decent sized group of people cheaply.

Every sunday at work they feed us hostage food for lunch.
This cheap ass hostage food taste like shit.

Hostage Food by random0934598347598347 April 24, 2007

hostrap 

A person that constantly beat their meat then tastes it to make sure he has eaten enough oranges that day

You are such a hostrap

hostrap by Rolliepolllie March 3, 2018