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Narrator 

Contrary to popular belief, Narrator is not a program on your computer to help those with hearing deficiency. It is the voice that comes from the soul of the pc. Its sole purpose is to bring joy by saying, "all your base are belonging to us" or "roflcopter soi soi soi." If you happen to come across a particularly funny lolcats banner, it is critical to type this to the Narrator so that he may heal the wounds of your soul.
"ZOMFG this cat is so funni, lawlz. I need to tell teh narratorz!"

narrator: "o noez. halp. halp. i can't reach teh oranj on guitar haro."

"OMFGLMAOBBQ!!!111"
Narrator by Designa Paje January 23, 2009

narrator 

when two people are having sex, one person is watching while one is facing away masturbating. The one person watching is describing what the couple are doing while the person masturbating.
I went to my friends house and got involved in a narrator again.
narrator by Jdogg69my culo9 July 17, 2020

Narrator 

A term from Call of Duty Zombies where a player takes a large crowd of zombies and gets in your way causing you to go down.
"You dick you pulled a Narrator and I went down"
Narrator by Tropical_Mexican March 15, 2022

Narrator 

Someone who awkwardly narrates every moment throughout sex.
Jay (sensually creepy): Oh yeah, get on that table and bend over like that..yeah.
Cait (what the fuck?): Okay...I'm getting on the table now...You don't have to be a narrator
Narrator by Lu Lupo January 7, 2013

Your Narrator 

The man with a voice and apart of the green gang his voice strikes fear into the purple gang
Dude Your Narrator's voice made the purple gang run away DAWG!
Your Narrator by meme rememe May 26, 2020

Obsessive Compulsive Narrator 

A person who sits at the movies or in home watching a movie, and feels the need to describe every thing happening in the movie, as if they are sitting there Narrating for a blind person.
O.C.N.:
"They just entered the house, they're walking down the hallway, no sign of the bad guy yet. OMG, the bad guy just jumped out of the closet!"

Anoyed person:
"Would you stop being such an Obsessive Compulsive Narrator?! We have eyes of our own, we can see for our selves!"