benefits 

sexual relations, sexual gratification, and otherwise sexual contact

as in 'friends with benefits have sex, whereas 'friends without benefits' do not

benefits by catwmun January 8, 2005

benefits 

To have meaningless sex with a male/female without any relationship obligations. Sometimes the benefits are not the greatest, that means it's time to search for a new plan. Possibly one that will offer more of a variety and fits all your personal needs.

benefits by Anonymous June 26, 2003

benefits 

Gives Chavs and Chavettes an excuse to breed excessively.

"Fuckin' c'mon, Katie, jus' one more o' these lil' bastards an' we can get on some fuckin' benefits!"

benefits by Parz July 26, 2006

benefits 

Benefits are sums of money that the goverment pays to the deprived and/or disabled people of the country. Those people who claim benefits illeagly are often reffered to as , spongers, scroungers and thieving cheating fuckin' pikey bastards, and so are thoose who recieve benefits legally in HUGE quantities

Them thieving cheating fuckin' pikey bastards down the road are on more BENEFITS then that woman off wife swap

benefits by The Dole scrounger February 24, 2005

benefits 

money which the government give to people who have 10 kids with 10 different men. they are usually about 15 years old when they get to this stage. there children are usually pikeys or townies they live on council estates.

lets go get our benfits and then rob a house.

benefits by louise April 14, 2004

benefits of eating pineapple 

makes your pussy taste good as fuck.

girl: i just ate some pineapple

boy: damn can i taste it 🤤
girl: sure that’s the benefits of eating pineapple

benefits of eating pineapple by your bitch :) May 30, 2018

benefits of peace 

When someone plays Ajani, the Greathearted and gives everyone a +1/+1 and loyalty counter then screams "NOW DO YOU SEE THE BENEFITS OF PEACE"

NOW DO YOU SEE THE BENEFITS OF PEACE

benefits of peace by atr0sity August 3, 2020