A Tangle 

The act of 2 people with pubic hair rubbing genitals, but then their public hair knots or TANGLES up.

My two fathers fell in love by getting in a tangle in a Scandivian Bathhouse.

A Tangle by TanglerRangler July 9, 2012

tits in a tangle 

When an individual is upset for a stupid fucking reason.

"Brenda went and got her tits in a tangle when she spilled her pumpkin spice latte on her Ugg boots."

tits in a tangle by MommaFox December 1, 2014

go off on a tangent 

To suddenly start talking about a different subject

We were talking about property prices and you go off on a tangent.

go off on a tangent by Motanul13 December 29, 2015

Split a Tangerine 

Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.

'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'

'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'

Split a Tangerine by A Minnesotan November 6, 2018

a tangled fish-net 

to shoot your baby gravy and your ladies hair after a bj and then flip her over and rub it in with the carpet making her hair look like a tangled fish-net

a tangled fish-net: damn bro i gave your mom a thangled fish-net last night.

a tangled fish-net by GORILLA_GRIP August 9, 2008

A Utah Tingle 

When a person gives a blow job while having soda (preferably Canada Dry for the high carbonation) in their mouth.

Guy: Yeah, my girl gave me A Utah Tingle last night

A Utah Tingle by Anal_beef_on_my_plate September 30, 2017